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The 10th Doctor’s Hair

March 22nd, 2011

# Last Christmas I gave you my hair

But the very next Christmas day someone else's hair was there

You forgot about all the ups and downs

All the effort I put into maintaining this hair crown

Cos I am the King Of Hair and you will worship me

Even if I'm filming outside and it's raining or windy

The hair became a monster of my own creation (it caused the regeneration)

So I had to quit: it wanted world hair domination

It didn't move, it couldn't fly

It wouldn't act but it still died

It's not much to say

But I thought your hair was bloody lovely

The tenth Doctor's lovely, lovely hair

Needs it's own range of produce

It had it's very own directors chair

But that wasn't of much use

When it came to filming it it needed it's own second unit

The demands it made were less than fair

The tenth Doctor's lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely hair

But don't despair!!

We said goodbye to you

The tenth Doctor Who

We said goodbye right there

To you and your lovely, lovely hair

What we miss I think you'll know

It was the hair that said "I don't want to go"  #